Usain bolt dating reality show star

Usain Bolt appears to have accepted the offer of a race from Britain's double gold-medal winning long-distance runner Mo Farah.

The fastest man on two legs was offered a race by Farah in the wake of them both dominating their events at the London Anniversary Games over the weekend.

He’s worried about sedition in the royal family, and wants your advice as a consultant for how to ensure his government is stable.

You travel to Riyadh, and find that the entire country is a mess. But the King is also an idiot, and refuses to believe you or listen to your recommendations. That’s what’s important and valuable in this twenty-first-century economy, right?

The thought of doing any of those things sickens you now. You feel like any of those things would be a violation. The type where you hang out in a small cabin in the middle of the mountains and never talk to anybody.

After a few weeks of downtime while you wait for your leg to recover, you become a fish. You become a great white shark, apex of the food chain. You teleport to the top of Everest because it is there, then go to the bottom of the Marianas Trench. Once you get over the exhilaration of being on Mars, there’s not a lot to do except look at rocks. The fourth has a big gash in it, like it almost split in two. What would be really interesting would be another planet with life, even intelligent life. Everybody respects you, but nobody wants to hire you.

You will explore the wonders of the ocean depths within the body of an invincible killing machine. You visit the Amazon Rainforest, the Sahara Desert, and the South Pole. You wonder how the Curiosity Rover lasted so long without dying of boredom. You bounce from industry to industry, usually doing jobs for the people at the top whose jobs are so important that the need to get them done right overrides their desire to avoid contact with you.

Well, long story short, it is totally unfair that colossal cannibal great white sharks were a thing and if you had known this was the way Nature worked you never would have gone along with this green pill business. It takes about a week before you’ve exhausted all of the interesting tourist sites. One year you get an offer you can’t refuse from the King of Saudi Arabia.

(Getty image and Bauer Griffin)With a little over a week left until the premiere of Rihanna's new fashion show Styled to Rock we just found out some exciting news: Cheryl Cole, ex-X Factor judge and Girls Aloud band member, and Katy Perry will both guest star when the season airs on August 14th.

These two mega-stars aren't the only expected guests, though.

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